FAQ I’ve been asked about Gabriel’s return
1: What’s your theory on how he’s alive?
Well, I’m an advocate of the Kali Blood Bond theory. In Hammer Of The Gods, Kali bound herself to Sam, Dean, and Gabriel to keep them from leaving her proximity. Thats why Gabriel sends Dean back in to get their blood. Once Gabriel “dies”, Sam and Dean took Kali elsewhere, probably had her break their vials, but didn’t really care what happened with Gabriel’s since he was “dead”.
Gabriel’s blood probably carried a nice little dose of grace and that could have brought him back after a little bit recharging time.
2: Okay, but where’s he been then?
Admittedly, I don’t have a super solid answer because I watched the ep at like 1am and my meta brain isn’t fully online. HOWEVER, I think Metatron found him in a weakened state, still hanging with Kali, wiped her out (sorry), and locked him up for later. I mean, I can’t ignore that look he had in Meta Fiction where he was like a caged bird.
Metatron, after everything went to shit, probably lost Gabriel or traded him or thought he died in some apocalypse or another. Thats how Asmo got a hold of him and has been keeping him as some sort of trump card until this exact thing came along.
3: How do we even know its Gabriel or OUR Gabriel?
Let me stop ya Norse nerds right there. Yes, the sewn lips is a thing that happened to Loki. However, don’t ya think that Asmo, prince of hell, might be able to tell if he’s dealing with a pagan or an archangel? Honestly, I think the sewn lips was just either Metatron or Crowley having a giggle and also making him shut up via Norse mythology.
As for OUR Gabriel? I can’t be certain, but don’t ya think AU Michael would have been keeping tabs on his baby bro? I feel like if Gabriel was able to sneak off, Michael would have been right behind him. We still don’t know how much of the AU lore matches with ours so we don’t know if Gabriel stayed in heaven or didn’t. Plus, I don’t think AU Gabriel would have the same vessel.
4: Your theories are stupid. I mean, you don’t even think Gabriel likes candy.
Well, fuck you we’ll see who is right and, you’re damn right I don’t because its canon supported, bitches. *drops mic*
Yes yes and yes to all of this




