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Lucifer: Where? Where am I?

The Empty Entity: Go to sleep!

Gabriel: *Pointing and laughing hysterically* Ha! Which one of them killed you?!

Lucifer: Um…Michael…our brother

Gabriel: No, no, no. Admit it!

Lucifer: No!

Gabriel: Admit it!

Lucifer: It was basically Michael

Raphael: Admit it! I’m trying to sleep, and you’re causing all of this

Lucifer: …Dean

Gabriel: *Laughs harder*

Balthazar: Did he say Dean?!

Gadreel: I believe he did

Hannah: Is Castiel okay?

Death: Will you all pipe down?

Gabriel: Or what?

Balthazar: Or he’ll kill us!

Gabriel: Ah ha ha! Anyway I’m splitting, who wants to come with me?!

Balthazar: I’ll come with you

Samandriel: Me too!

The Empty Entity: THERE WILL BE NO COMING WITH GABRIEL! GO TO SLEEP!

Lucifer: Can I come?

Gabriel: Good question. Metatron?

Metatron: No, the story is done with you Lucifer. Bye!

Samandriel: Ding dong the douche is dead

Anna: Which douche?

Samandriel: The wicked douche!

Gabriel: Ding dong, Lucifer is dead